Assault And Pepper

Neither rain, nor sleet nor snow shall stop Friday Night Fights. Unfortunately, the Fortress is currently sweating out a 100-degree heatwave!

So, it looks like no post …

Huh? Bahlactus, the urban god who eats suns for breakfast, has commanded we stop whining and get into the ring like a #$#%#$@ man?

Sigh … ok.

This week, we call upon Basil Wolverton’s Powerhouse Pepper - a rather dim-witted good-guy who has a knack for rhyme and a killer uppercut to boot.

It seems the friendly neighborhood atomic power plant has been sabotaged, and there’s only one man who can save the day …

Powerhouse … aww, you know who we’re talking about.

And just in case you feel our hero is devoid of compassion …

So bet on Powerhouse in a fight, because things will always turn out right!

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OK, so we really can’t bust a rhyme, as all the hepcats say these days.

From now on The Keeper will leave the sweet science of hip-hop lyricism - as well as everything else that is cool - to the all-powerful Bahlactus!