

Against our better judgment, your hopeless host actually read Countdown To Final Crisis #5.
We may rail against comics that exist as little more than excuses for SHOCKING PLOT TWISTS™, but this old and grizzled Kamandi fan still wanted to see how DC 2K8 would handle the Great Disaster that created the strange world of the Last Boy On Earth, where men acted like beasts and beasts acted like men.
(So, see? We’re no better than the most fanatical fanboy.)
Not surprisingly, the Keeper was underwhelmed.
Excluding the nonsense about the Pre-Crisis Legion Of Super-Heroes and the Challengers of the Whatever, a bizarro virus followed by nuclear annihilation seemed … well, less than imaginative.
Sure, the Countdown team managed to destroy the Earth in less than 30 pages. Somehow, the hints Jack Kirby dropped to readers in the original series were far more epic … and certainly didn’t evoke grisly images of Triplicate Girl being devoured by rats.
Despite such pleasantries, however, we were especially disappointed by this image …

It is all too common these days to illustrate the devastating nature of a villain and/or disastrous situation by having Superman succumb to its might. It’s the ultimate example of the Worf Factor, and provides creators a great shortcut for selling new characters and plot developments without relying upon such old-hat techniques as in-depth characterization and well-constructed stories.
It also touches upon another favorite trope of the Big Two: the failure of heroism. Since the death of Gwen Stacy, creators have attempted to wring out as much drama as possible by showing beloved characters fall short at critical moments.
While shocking and inventive the first time out, such “tragedies” are, of course, de rigueur these days. It is also a stark contrast to a Great Disaster scenario presented by The King himself way back in Kamandi #29.
After a few years of Kamandi and his allies encountering and battling various tribes of intelligent animals, the issue opened with the Last Boy on Earth and his mutant friend, Ben Boxer, encountering this startling sight …

Essentially, the images depicted how Superman spent his last days saving as many lives as possible. It showed, in two pages that frankly contained more excitement than the entirety of Countdown #5, how a heroic individual can still make a difference in times of great - even apocalyptic - tragedy.
As the story progresses, Kamandi and Ben discover that Superman’s uniform somehow survived the Great Disaster and struggle to prevent its symbolism from being subverted by would-be tyrants.
The issue ends with a dramatic declaration …


Even in situations where all appears to be lost, Kirby never allows his characters - and by extension his readers - to lose hope.
Hope is a facet of the human experience that is all too lacking these days, and perhaps we’re being a bit unfair to the creators of Countdown by expecting them to buck these cynical times.
After all, even the combined talents of such individuals as Paul Dini, Jim Starlin and Keith Giffen can hardly equal one Jack Kirby.