Let’s see now …
Year-end list? Check.
Hysterical condemnations of One More Day? Check.
OK, it looks like we’ve taken care of the topics required by the Comics Blogging Association of America. So let’s get on with matters of real import!
Namely answering the oft-pondered question, “Can the Gøddamn Batman
defeat the Incredible Hulk?”
First, some ground rules. Batman must battle without any prep time, so no running off to the Batcave to concoct any Anti-Gamma Ray pills. It’s OK, however, for him to use whatever’s available in his utility belt. We’re not sadistic, you know.
As for the Hulk, well Hulk is Hulk. What more can we say?
Ready? FIGHT!
Hey, where did The Joker get involved? Man, that guy has to stick his pasty white nose into everything!
Anyway, things are looking pretty bad for The Dark Knight. Is there any way he can prevail?
Ummmm … yeah. Looks like there is.
Well Bruce, it looks like you’ve won the fight of your life. What are you going to do next?
Go to Disneyland?
Somehow we expected something a little more original …
