Why is Howard the Duck a misanthrope, you ask?

Because those @$%^ hairless apes on Marvel Earth have yet to provide a reason why the poor duck should think any differently.

Take the time Howard took a bus ride with his *ahem* significant other, Bev. The poor duck was minding his own business, calmly discussing the benefits of baring one’s navel when …

BAM!! SUCKER PUNCH!!!

Yep, Howard suddenly found himself trapped in a meme he never made … Friday Night Fights!

Once again victimized by the whims of a hairless ape. Of course, that would never happen to the all-seeing, all-knowing Bahlactus