Poof! There It Is …
July 20, 2007 by The Fortress Keeper
The final Harry Potter book hits stores at midnight, a fact that leaves your friendly neighborhood Keeper trembling in his boots.
Don’t get the Keeper wrong. We hold no grudge against the books, movies and related paraphernalia.
Our unenthusiastic response to Potter-mania stems more from the fact that we currently work part-time at a bookstore. So this old, worn-out blogger will be up very, very late tonight handing out copies of Deathly Hallows to hundreds of crazed fans.
The weekend will be equally crazy and … well, you get the picture.
Still, this is a FORTRESS OF FORTITUDE! Ungodly work hours will not force the Keeper to abandon his duty to the interblogonet™.
We still hear the call of Bahlactus, for Friday Night Fights pause for no man or fictional character!
So, to mark the final chapter of J.K. Rowling’s cash-cow, Doctor Fate will demonstrate why it’s a bad idea to get into a fist-fight with a master of the mystic arts …
Oooh! Low blow, Doc!!
Is Doctor Fate defending the rights of Tim Hunter, by any chance?
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