Hey everybody!
The always humble Fortress Keeper has been invited by the friendly folks at the Legion Of Doom to participate in their weekly “Book Of Doom” round-table!!
This week’s book is Wonder Woman #9, written by best-selling author Jodi Picoult. We don’t get out of the Fortress that often, so the Keeper is looking forward ….
Fuzzy: Mister Keeper! Mister Keeper!
Fuzzy! Softy! What are you two doing here?
Softy: Can we go with you? It sounds like fun!
I don’t know, boys. I’m not sure this comic is suitable for little bears …
Fuzzy: Aw, c’mon Mr. Keeper. We love Wonder Woman!
Softy: Yeah! That old TV show rocked.
Fuzzy: (singing) Fighting for her rights, in her satin tights …
But …
Softy: What are satin tights?
Guys, you don’t understand!! The Amazons are messed up in this comic. They’re killing people …
Fuzzy: Riiiight.
(Fuzzy picks up a stray copy of Amazons Attack #1. Both bears flip through the book.)
No! Don’t!!!
Fuzzy & Softy: AHHHHHH!
I told you two …
Fuzzy: President Lincoln! Nooooooooo ….
Softy: *sniff*
Shhhh. Don’t worry boys. Everything will be OK …
The Keeper hopes you’re happy, Mr. DiDio!
