Inside The Mind Of Brian Bendis

Did the red, furry monster in Ultimate Spider-Man #101 look familiar to you? Are you pulling your hair wondering who, or what, that thing is supposed to be?

Wonder no more, Fortress Fan!

Your friendly neighborhood Fortress Keeper has the creature’s true identity right here:

Yes, Bendis’ Clone Saga 2.0 is simply a cagey way for Marvel to meld its Ultimate Universe with Warner Brothers’ Looney Tunes!

Imagine the possibilities …

Ultimate Nick Fury teams up with Elmer Fudd!

Ultimate Wolverine tries to determine if it’s duck season or rabbit season!

Ultimate FF takes on Marvin The Martian in the N-Zone!

Yep, the Keeper could keep this up all day long.

Don’t worry, though. We’ll turn off the computer and go to sleep instead …

Shaz..???

The Keeper realizes it would be much more sensible - and mature, for that matter - to simply pretend that Judd Winick and Howard Porter’s Trial of Shazam did not exist.

But, we can’t help wondering …

Who decided to give Freddy Freeman a soul patch? And, more importantly, who thought this was a good look?

*Sigh.* Showcase and Essential collections are looking better and better each day.