Archive for May, 2006



28
May

The Sweet Etta Candy

The greatness of the Golden-Age Etta Candy has been celebrated elsewhere, but the Keeper has found another reason to hail the greatest super-hero sidekick this side of Dick Grayson.

Sure, she’s focused…

etta1

good in a fight …

etta2

a loyal friend …

etta3

and often rescues Wonder Woman from bizarre jams.

etta4

But the best thing about Etta? She’s perfectly happy with herself.

Case in point: Wonder Woman #2 (1942). Transformed into a perfect replica of Wonder Woman (a long story, but those sort of things were common in Diana’s world…) Etta complains that the Amazing Amazon’s body is too skinny!

etta5

Now when was the last time you heard a female character - in print, television or the silver screen - say anything like that? Not even Oprah is that empowered!

Like most of the Wonder Woman mythos, Etta lost her edge after the Golden Age. If she appeared at all, the character was usually portrayed as a somewhat mousy co-worker.

The Crisis didn’t do her any favors either. After the George Perez revamp Etta was married off to an aged Steve Trevor, presumably killing off two birds with one stone.

The Keeper, however, will always believe such “updates” cheat modern-age readers out of a great - and sorely misunderstood - character. She was much more than comic relief (Woo! Woo!). In fact, Etta was a pretty decent role model for women who don’t resemble Jim Lee heroines.

Ah well, our loss.

28
May

Alex Toth: 1928 - 2006

space ghost

It was announced today that Alex Toth passed away at his drawing table. He was 78.

The Keeper grew up watching adventure cartoons that bore Toth’s signature: Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Super Friends and more. When your humble host learned who designed those characters - and saw some of the artist’s comic-book work as well - it became increasingly obvious that Toth was an original talent who influenced many.

Our condolences to Toth’s family, friends and countless admirers.

For more information, please visit this site.

25
May

DC = Disgusting Comics?

Another week, another bucket of blood spilt in the DC universe.

Faithful fans of 52 and Batman were “treated” this week to two of the more disgusting scenes in recent comix memory.

(Which, given Infinite Crisis, is pretty disgusting…)

52.jpgThe first, featuring our old friend Black Adam, is yet another example of extreme violence used for “shock effect.”

Without giving too much away, DC’s answer to Prince Namor publicly demonstrates his zero-tolerance policy toward crime by ripping a B-level Superman villain to shreds.

To really hammer home Black Adam’s point, the reader gets to see pieces of said B-level villain spatter all over Lois Lane and other members of the media.

It’s very gory, but does it serve the story? Black Reign, one of the best JSA/Hawkman stories in years, already demonstrated Black Adam’s notion of “justice.”

And if that wasn’t enough, well the Psycho-Pirate could probably put in a word or two about going up against Shazam’s original champion.

(If the villain still had a mouth to speak with, or even a head for that matter…)

In the Keeper’s opinion, that particular 52 sequence added little to what is otherwise shaping up to be a fascinating tale. Black Adam’s little tirade is just one more example of DC’s recent fascination with dismemberment, and the Keeper wouldn’t be shocked if Geoff (”Tear ‘Em A New One”) Johns is responsible for that graphic gem.

two-face.jpgThe other scene that disgusted your squeamish host can be found in this week’s Batman, and involves the classic arch-villain Two-Face. Without giving too much away, let’s just say the sequence brings poor Harvey Dent back to his “roots.”

Unlike 52, however, this particular scene does serve a purpose.

When we last saw Harvey, he was apparently cured and eager to make a new life for himself. The Dark Knight, who consistently (and surprisingly) strives to rehabilitate his foes, even left Dent “in charge” of Gotham during his 52-week absence.

Yet Dent’s scars remained in his psyche and it was only a matter of time before things went horribly wrong. In this instance, the gory end of Dent’s rehabilitation is appropriate for a character who contains so much anger and - for want of a better word - ugliness in his heart.

The scars of Two-Face will leave their mark on Batman as well, and will undoubtedly leave the Dark Knight in an interesting place for new writers Grant Morrison and Paul Dini.

The two stories, which utilize extreme violence to differing degrees of success, also leave DC in an interesting position.

gore! gore! gore!Although company execs keep talking about a brighter DC universe, readers have yet to see any evidence of this brave new world. True, we no longer see heroes breaking people’s necks but it doesn’t make things any better if writers constantly give us “bad guys” committing similar atrocities.

The truth to DC’s assertions will be tested as current storylines progress. If extreme violence carries extreme consequences, then the company may be on the right track.

But if we’re still mired in shock for shock’s sake, then DC’s current renaissance may prove to be very short-lived.

25
May

Quote Of The Week

guy gardner

This week’s memorable moment comes from everybody’s favorite master of ceremonies, Guy Gardner!

“Hey, Jackass. You just ruined my lunch.”

A less than appetizing predicament on Oa, taken from Green Lantern #11.

The Keeper is certain that anyone remotely familiar with Guy Gardner can guess what happened next …

24
May

Don’t Dis The Geek

brother power

Thanks to the Absorbascon, the blogoverse was alerted this week to the existence of a list purporting to name the “Ten Lamest Super-Heroes Of All Time.”

Although undoubtedly meant in good fun, the list did rile up fans of such dauntless creations as Vibe, Matter-Eater Lad and Cypher.

For the Keeper, who happily provides shelter to many lost causes in comic-book land (Remember DC’s Automan? Thought not.), the character most deserving a rigorous defense is easily one of the least popular creations in DC history - Brother Power The Geek.

How could you not like Brother Power, a super-powered mannequin brought to life by lightning? He’s “a thing that lives and fights for its soul!” Who - or more appropriately what - could be more sympathetic?

Apparently, just about anyone or anything judging by the reaction Brother Power received from comics fandom. A book that purported to reveal “the real-life scene of the dangers in Hippie-Land” held little appeal to the Zap Comix crowd.

The reaction was worse within the (very) straight-laced offices of DC. Legend has it that nervous brass canceled the comic before sales figures came in, fearful that Brother Power somehow advocated drug use.

The Keeper knows what you Fortress Fanatics are thinking: “How could a hippie mannequin not be lame?”

It all depends on how you define “lame.”

To the Keeper, nothing is more lame than unoriginal characters with uninteresting powers and ill-defined personalities.

Essentially, this means that any ’90s hero who carried big guns, a bad attitude and vague “telekinetic” or “energy manipulation” powers falls under your humble host’s definition of “lame.”

(Hey there Bishop! Don’t knock over Cable on your way out the door!!)

Characters like Brother Power and Matter-Eater Lad, on the other hand, are quirky. They’re outcasts who shun the conformity of their popularity-starved peers. They’re the artsy kids who lurk in the shadows at high-school dances.

In other words, they’re nerds. And Robert Carradine taught us who will ultimately inherit the Earth, right?

So yes, a super-powered hippie mannequin is decidedly not lame. DC fans are an open-minded lot. If we can accept a telepathic gorilla as a viable threat to The Flash, why not welcome Brother Power with open arms?

For those still not convinced, the Keeper offers the following scene from Brother Power’s first issue. The art, strangely reminiscent of Mad Comics’ Will Elder, is provided by Golden Age great and former Kirby Kohort Joe Simon.

brother power 2.jpg

Yes, that’s Brother Power himself trapped in a freak show with Basil Wolverton- inspired creatures and the master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock.

Now what could possibly be lame about that?




 

May 2006
S M T W T F S
« Apr   Jun »
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031  

The Vault

Travelers

  • 334,897 visits

F.O.O.M. (Friend Of Ol' Marvel)

Friend Of Ol' Mary